Wet and sticky. In the dark. That is where you came from. You were born with a sensual scent that attracted her to you -- instantly. You came from a mudhole down a trail in the woods. She fell in love with you and followed you back to your mudhole. Her boyfriend, Rodent, didn't like you. He turned the whole school against you. You raced to the safety of your mudhole. The path, worn between her big house and your mudhole, grew back over with weeds. She and Rodent were popular and rich. You devoted the rest of your life to the manufacture, refinement, and distribution of anxiety. You hope to grow rich and win her back. But one day you will fall asleep for the final disappointment.
Andrew Davis is an ordained minister of the Church of Motivation Without Direction and a firm believer that if all else fails, at least he had very little, if not nothing, to do with it.