I RIDE OLD PAINT
My horse ainít hungry, and he wonít eat your hay. And when my bones come back ridin' Old Paint, donít feed him -- turn him away. I trained him, and I trained him good. "Old Paint," I said. "If youíre wanderin' down a path and all there is to eat are berries, eat berries. But donít eat shit."
Andrew Davis is an ordained minister of the Church of Motivation Without Direction and a firm believer that if all else fails, at least he had very little, if not nothing, to do with it.