THINGS my DOG SARAH HAS EATEN To date, the creature's done et w/o authorization: -the better part of a dozen rolls of toilet paper -one paycheck -one lightbulb -two pairs flip-flops -approx. 268 low-introductory-rate APR offers -one quarter each of two pairs fancy running shoes (Brit: "trainers") -two hairbrushes -the edge of some clogs (1 rubber, 1.5 leather) -toilet brush (we keep her out of the bathroom now) -one gallon glass milk jug -one month's birth control pills -issue #13 of Lazlo Letters rip Rich Mackin's Book of Letters zine -stick of roll-on deodorant -tamale -hotdog out of this guy Dan's hand -old pizza crust in a parking lot -litter-encrusted cat shit (any chance) -9v car lighter AC adapter -2m phone cord -towels and blankets that make up her bed: 3 sets -stuffed animals beyond reckoning -Ken Rank's business card (golf clubs, Shaumburg) -2 pair headphones -plastic tumbler -clothes pin -six sponges -3 pair dishwater gloves -6-12 tampons, new and used -pot-holder w/ subtle xmas theme (stuffing only) -and all the things on the sidewalk that just defy categorization Colin Murphy hoards items of curiosity to dwarves. He may be contacted: murco@core.com. His work has been featured in THE2NDHAND¹s Broadsides #1 & #3. Please visit him there. |