Questions from Eye Scene FAQ
Answers from Search Bastard FAQ

Do you have any pictures of women with thick glasses?

How the fuck should I know? Leave me alone, goddamnit!

I find people with glasses very attractive. Is this normal?

I sure as shit hope the fuck not. I hope they ram that shit-stained First Amendment so far up your ass....

Aren't bifocals for old people?

I don't give a fuck motherfucker! What you ought to do is send me all your goddamn money instead of spending it on crack and hookers anyway.

Can diopters be converted to visual acuity?

If you so much as set foot on my lawn, I swear to god you'll regret it.

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