HOROSCOPE ON KICKING ASS
Adventure is in the air. Luckily, you don't have to go very far to find it. More people in your social life or in the workplace will hold beliefs that differ from your beliefs in the coming days. Don't listen to their opinions respectfully. Kick some ass. Today your physical strength and well-being are more in focus. You have energy available for violence, and you should use it. Insults will incite conflict -- calling someone an asshole or a douche-bag should do the trick. Lure your opponent to a crowded place; an audience will help heighten the experience. Don't use overly complex moves. Simplicity is the key -- small, quick punches to your foe. Attempt to get out front and smash them in the face. Run into them with your body. Go for their sensitive parts if you have to. Keep coming at them, and don't allow your opponent to regain their strength; keep your adversary on the defensive -- this is crucial in maintaining the upper hand. Finally, give your opponent a few good, strong shots in the head or chest to knock them out. Declare victory and gloat, but treasure your conquest, for your opponent may be coming for retribution in the near future.