I must take shit, I must give shit, I must take shit, I must give shit, I must take shit, I must give shit, I must take shit, I must give shit. But I will never make enough shit to repay my mother for the shit I have stolen from her. Carefully choosing the color and shape of shit is necessary. When I realize I don't have enough, I make a very poisonous missile, a combination of shit and piss. This is my magic protection against evil wishes. I must always be armed against my mother, whom I have robbed.
Andrew Davis is an ordained minister of the Church of Motivation Without Direction and a firm believer that if all else fails, at least he had very little, if not nothing, to do with it.