BABY SHIT
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Andrew Davis

I must take shit, I must give shit, I must take shit, I must give shit, I must take shit, I must give shit, I must take shit, I must give shit. But I will never make enough shit to repay my mother for the shit I have stolen from her. Carefully choosing the color and shape of shit is necessary. When I realize I don't have enough, I make a very poisonous missile, a combination of shit and piss. This is my magic protection against evil wishes. I must always be armed against my mother, whom I have robbed.

PAST ANTIPURPOSE:
GHOST KID
NO FANCY FELLOWS
GESUSFUNLAND
SALVATION
PLAYMATE
YES LORD
MUDHOLE
POLITE WAITER
FRIEND OR FOOD
MONKEYSUIT
PROPHECIES FROM THE MAGIC NUT
HOMELEE THE HOMELESS DWARF
A MESSAGE FROM THE HEAVENLY PIG
BABY CULT
BABY JANE BOZO
SNAKEFLOWERS
HEAVENLY PIG
PILLAR OF PURPOSE
SPILT MILK SUNDAYS
STATEMENT OF ANTIPURPOSE

Andrew Davis is an ordained minister of the Church of Motivation Without Direction and a firm believer that if all else fails, at least he had very little, if not nothing, to do with it.

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